Why yes, yes it does.
Ferndale — A Redford man has been charged with assault and battery for inappropriately touching a woman’s feet at a Ferndale business, police said.
Authorities are asking anyone else who may be a victim of the man’s unwanted touch to call their local police department and report it.
Brandon Jackson was arraigned on the charge Thursday in 43rd District Court. A judge set his bond at $1,500 and scheduled his next court date for Dec. 27, according to Ferndale Police officials.
The crime is a misdemeanor and if convicted, Jackson faces up to 93 days in jail or a fine of up to $500 or both.
Jackson is accused of tricking a woman, 48, into removing her boots and then touching her feet without her permission and in an inappropriate manner, police said. The incident happened Nov. 21, they said. – The Detroit News
This is disgusting no matter which way you slice it.
First, what the hell is the deal with weird, creepy white dudes and feet? This is an epidemic that is giving a bad name to normal white folks everywhere.
Feet are an absolutely atrocious appendage. Sure, we need them to walk and run to separate us from our less evolved four-legged friends. But that’s all. That should be it. Name a body part (other than the butthole) that are consistently more sweaty and disgusting than feet. You can’t because it doesn’t exist. Armpits are less disgusting than feet, especially a foot that has been walking in a thick winterized boot all day.
Simply horrifying to think about and it will forever be the single most mind-boggling thing to ever exist in society that people actually WANT to touch feet. If I willingly touch, or even speak, about your feet in an un-ironic fashion that’s not about your shoe selection there is a 100% chance that we’ve been dating strong for at least a year and I’m thinking about putting a ring on it. And even then the odds are slim. I’m extremely uncomfortable just writing this.
This dude was apparently a master of his nasty craft.
He told a woman an insect had crawled into her boot, authorities said. The woman went to a private area of the business to remove her boot to check but found nothing.
She returned and Jackson insisted he saw a bug crawl into her boot, police said. He then removed her boots without her permission and touched her feet.
This is how these feet people are. Don’t give them what they want and they get aggressive. “He removed her boots without her permission…,” that’s assault you creep. Keep your weird, dirty, greasy hands to your perverted self. Is touching feet considered sexual harassment? If not I want to start the official movement to add it to the list.
For all those dudes out there who have one of the most disgusting fetishes of all time, just keep it to yourself. Stay inside online all day if that’s what you have to do. Nobody would be mad not to see your disturbing mug.
93 days in prison would be a far shorter sentence than is deserved for Mr. Jackson IMO. This was a misdemeanor crime as it stands. This is one of the most obvious and horrific pre-crimes a person could commit so that should warrant at minimum a solid year in the clink. And that’s being generous.
You simply never know what headlines you’re going to get in the lawless areas of metro Detroit.